In an ironic statement, the NCAA proclaimed its commitment to fairness and equality, suggesting that giving Riley Gaines a chance to revel in the glory of victory aligns with these values. After all, Riley likely didn’t anticipate winning when competing against someone with what some perceive as superhuman strength.

Meanwhile, Lia Thomas may be grappling with confusion, pondering the whereabouts of her once-shiny medals. Perhaps she could repurpose them as paperweights or doorstops—anything to soften the blow of this amusing medal transfer. Conversely, Riley is likely appreciative of the unexpected influx of swimming accolades.