Category: NEWS
NEWS
Breaking: Samsung Drops Out of $1 Billion Advertising Campaign with Olympics, “They’ve Gone Woke”
On September 16, 2024
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Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation
On September 16, 2024
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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects $1 Billion Movie Role With Robert De Niro, “He’s Woke And Shouts A Lot”
On September 16, 2024
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Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan
On September 16, 2024
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Gordon Ramsay Throws Tim Walz Out of Hell’s Kitchen: “Don’t Come Back Here You Woke Creep”
On September 16, 2024
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Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
On September 16, 2024
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Breaking: Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’
On September 16, 2024
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Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled
On September 16, 2024
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New England Patriots Coach Makes It Absolutely Clear, ‘There Won’t Be Any Anthem Kneeling in the Upcoming Match’
On September 16, 2024
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Beyoncé Gets Banned From CMA For Life After Receiving No Nominations For Her Country Album: “She Can Never Be Country”
On September 16, 2024