In a revelation that has sent conspiracy theorists into a frenzy of I-told-you-so glee, leaked reports have allegedly confirmed that billionaire philanthropist and right-wing boogeyman George Soros paid $1 million to each ABC debate moderator. Yes, you read that right. According to these new claims, David Muir and Linsey Davis, the two moderators who fact-checked their way through a fiery debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, may have been handsomely compensated—not just by ABC, but by the mysterious forces of globalism.
Move over, Illuminati, there’s a new club in town, and apparently, they’re paying moderators in seven figures to—brace yourself—tell the truth.
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