Leroy was fighting the gator and the water was churning and splashing everywhere. Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, punching it, and attempting to strangle it. He finally succeeded and left it floating in the water as he slowly climbed out of the pool. The onlookers were staring at him in disbelief.

Finally, the host says, “Well Leroy, I guess I owe you a million dollars.”

“No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,” says Leroy.

The rich man says, “I have to give you something, you won the bet. How about half a million bucks?”

Leroy says, “No thanks, I don’t want it.”

The host says, “I insist on giving you something. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, and some stock options?”

Again Leroy declines.

Confused, the man asks him, “Well, Leroy, then what do you want?”

Leroy says, “What I want is the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!”