With his race card frustrated, Goldberg declared that he was leaving and never coming back. She threatened Fieri with a mention of the incident to her audience, which did not seem to affect him. “I have seen that your audience,” she replied with a slap of her hand, “there is no one.”

After the incident, the ladies went down the street to a small gastropub owned by Garth Brooks and ordered an “Aborted Fetus Salad” to share and three plant-based burgers.

“If you’re going to spend $400 on a Beverly Hills lunch,” Goldberg said, “you better get a little adrenochrome with your food.”

These people are really sick, patriots. They must be investigated in perpetuity. *Moves fist. God bless America.